| "Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." »Frank Zappa |
| "Though friendship is not quick to burn, It is explosive stuff." »May Sarton |
| "When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research." »Wilson Mizner |
| "A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." »Tennessee Williams |
| "The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest of the world to keep busy at." »Donald Robert Perry Marquis |
| "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it." »CaddyShack |
| "Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet." »Napoleon Bonaparte |
| "The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other." »Orison Swett Marden |
| "If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier." »Bill Gates |
| "If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you've got imagination, you don't need stuff thrown out for you in a blueprint, you don't face facts -- what can stop you If I don't make it today, I'll come in tomorrow." »Ruth Gordon |
| "Too bad you can't just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend it clear over the ground and then let her fly, because I bet you'd be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Dost thou love life Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do. It's all part of the same thing. And some of the things folks do is nice, and some ain't nice, but that's as far as any man got a right to say." »John Ernst Steinbeck |
| "I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity lies--in the minds of those closest to the work. It's been there in front of our noses all along while we've been running around chasing robots and reading books on how to become Japanese--or at least manage like them." »John F. Welch |
| "One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year." »Albert Einstein |
| "History is powerful stuff. One day your world is fine. The next day it's knocked for a metaphysical loop. Was Napoleon really at Waterloo Would that change what I had for breakfast" »Henry Bromel |
| "Life is pretty simple You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else." »Thomas Peters |
| "I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a parasitic infection and separating lesions, arterial sclerosis. But this stuff...I just want to go through life thinking people are happy, naive as that may sound." »Andrew Schneider |
| "A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they were caught up in the hysteria about the Web. But now they want to know how you make money selling a 1.59 bottle of dish detergent on the World Wide Web." »Karen Burka |
| "We must learn to tailor our concepts to fit reality, instead of trying to stuff reality into our concepts." »Victor Daniels |
| "I've been over what I'm supposed to say and I've got to tell you, it's pretty persuasive stuff, but is it the whole truth It's a slice of truth, a morsel, a fraction. It's a piece of the pie, certainly not the whole enchilada, and now that I've been thinking about it, I don't think I could tell the whole truth about anything. That's a pretty heavy burden, because we all just view the world through this little piece of coke bottle. Is there such a thing as objective truth I wonder." »Jeff Melvoin |
| "Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what kind it was---and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called 'Dad.' We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again." »Signs |
| "He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And Brutus is an honorable man.He hath brought many captives home to Rome,Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.Did this in Caesar seem ambitiousWhen the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.Ambition should me made of sterner stuff,Yet Brutus says, he was ambitiousAnd Brutus is an honorable man." »William Shakespeare |
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