| "Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." »Bertrand Russell |
| "When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing." »Gamal Abdel Nasser |
| "I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret...if you have any sense....And if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid." »Katharine Hepburn |
| "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions" »Scott Adams |
| "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." »John Stuart Mill |
| "Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." »Rose Walker |
| "I'd rather be rich than stupid." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Anything too stupid to be said is sung." »Voltaire |
| "Facts are stupid things." »Ronald Reagan |
| "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." »John Peel |
| "To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered." »Voltaire |
| "stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed." »Don Wood |
| "Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." »Unknown |
| "A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice." »Bill Cosby |
| "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." »Heinrich Heine |
| "When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." »Oscar Wilde |
| "How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It must be education that does it." »Alexandre Dumas |
| "In the face of an obstacle which is impossible to overcome, stubbornness is stupid." »Simone de Beauvoir |
| "The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid." »Art Spander |
| "It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job." »Erma Bombeck |
| "It's a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man." »David Harris |
| "A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker |
| "Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." »Happy Gilmore |
| "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." »Bertrand Russell |
| "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." »Redd Foxx |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
