| "Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." »Rose Walker |
| "Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." »Bertrand Russell |
| "When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time--but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming." »Charles E. Wilson |
| "The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing." »Gamal Abdel Nasser |
| "I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret...if you have any sense....And if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid." »Katharine Hepburn |
| "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions" »Scott Adams |
| "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." »John Stuart Mill |
| "Inside each and every one of us is a person that no one knows. A person, should you take the time to look,is waiting to be discovered, Wanting you to take notice. Take a few minutes every day and sit down to chat to this person. Who knows what you may learn" »Neill MacRae |
| "You don't marry one person you marry three . the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being married to you." »Richard Needham |
| "You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help." »Jean Kerr |
| "The probability that a genius can do stupid things is much higher than the probability that a stupid can do genius things." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." »Hugh Downs |
| "A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward." »Jean Paul Friedrich Richter |
| "I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person." »Jane Austen |
| "A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary." »Dorothy C. Fisher |
| "What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry" »Unknown |
| "The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person as an individual." »Millicent Carey McIntosh |
| "I'd rather be rich than stupid." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Anything too stupid to be said is sung." »Voltaire |
| "Some may say I'm stupid, I say I'm in LOVE. ;)" »Allysee Maduro |
| "A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind." »Richard Dehmel |
| "The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it." »Anonymous |
| "I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." »Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire |
| "Facts are stupid things." »Ronald Reagan |
| "To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time." »Nigerian Proverb |
| "My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." »Benjamin Disraeli |
| "In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person." »Wilbert Donald Gough |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
