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"A sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents." »H. L. Mencken
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"People react to fear, not love- they don't teach that in sunday school, but it's true." »Leonardo DaVinci
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"The true beloveds of this world are in their lover's eyes lilacs opening, ship lights, school bells, a landscape, remembered conversations, friends, a child's sunday, lost voices, one's favorite suit, autumn and all seasons, memory, yes, it being the earth and water of existence, memory." »Truman Capote
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"For me death is just moving from one school into another. But there's going to be a difference, because in that new school I shall have wings so I wont need to walk up and down the stairs!" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"For me death is just moving from one school into another. But there's going to be a difference, because in that new school I shall have wings so I wont need to walk up and down the stairs!" »Paul F. Meekin
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"The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed." »William John Bennett
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"It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days." »Isabel Waxman
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"sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." »Joseph Addison
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"Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every sunday." »King Henry IV of France
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"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon." »Susan Ertz
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"When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere." »John Wyndham
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"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon." »Susan Ertz
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""A school cannot exist as a permanent form of education.
It can only exist until the student discovers that they can learn
more themselves from the real world. From that moment on
the majority always look for the most promising place the highest
wisdom outside of school, with the result of schooling
always collapsing over lifes education."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"Golf may be played on sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort." »Stephen Leacock
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"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on sunday, cash me out." »Frank Sinatra
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"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on sunday." »Russell Wayne Baker
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"sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in hell." »H. L. Mencken
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"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary." »Joe Bob Briggs
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"If kids come to our school from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes my job easier. If they do not come to our school from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes my job more important." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"Like the old motto of a famous sunday paper, 'All human life was there' in the stately circle of the Mountbatten-Windsors, as the family coped in semipublic with those everlasting elements of human interest-sickness, scandal, family tension and divorce." »John Pearson
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"What did you ask at school today" »Richard Fenyman
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"If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?" »Calvin Trillin
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"We learn not in the school, but in life." »Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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"Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other." »Edmund Burke
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"Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some of the originality." »Beatrix Potter
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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." »Peter De Vries
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"Experience is a good school, but the fees are high." »Heinrich Heine
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"Out of life's school of war What does not destroy me, makes me stronger." »Friedrich Nietzsche
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"He who opens a school door, closes a prison." »Victor Hugo
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