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"class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. class is real. You can't fake it. class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it." »Ann Landers
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"People react to fear, not love- they don't teach that in sunday school, but it's true." »Leonardo DaVinci
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"A sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents." »H. L. Mencken
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"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns
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"If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The true beloveds of this world are in their lover's eyes lilacs opening, ship lights, school bells, a landscape, remembered conversations, friends, a child's sunday, lost voices, one's favorite suit, autumn and all seasons, memory, yes, it being the earth and water of existence, memory." »Truman Capote
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"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose - especially their lives." »Eugene V. Debs
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"There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin
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"There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)
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"I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice." »Abraham Lincoln
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"For me death is just moving from one school into another. But there's going to be a difference, because in that new school I shall have wings so I wont need to walk up and down the stairs!" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"For me death is just moving from one school into another. But there's going to be a difference, because in that new school I shall have wings so I wont need to walk up and down the stairs!" »Paul F. Meekin
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"The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed." »William John Bennett
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"...in the lexicon of the political class, the word "sacrifice" means that the citizens are supposed to mail even more of their income to Washington so that the political class will not have to sacrifice the pleasure of spending it." »George Will, Newsweek, 2/22/93
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"The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation." »John Dalberg
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"The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal it is the discharge of a moral obligation." »John Dalberg
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"It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days." »Isabel Waxman
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"sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." »Joseph Addison
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"Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every sunday." »King Henry IV of France
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"When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere." »John Wyndham
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"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon." »Susan Ertz
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"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon." »Susan Ertz
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""A school cannot exist as a permanent form of education.
It can only exist until the student discovers that they can learn
more themselves from the real world. From that moment on
the majority always look for the most promising place the highest
wisdom outside of school, with the result of schooling
always collapsing over lifes education."" »Paul. F. Meekin
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Golf may be played on sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort." »Stephen Leacock
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"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on sunday, cash me out." »Frank Sinatra
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"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on sunday." »Russell Wayne Baker
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"sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in hell." »H. L. Mencken
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"The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern." »Lord Acton
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"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary." »Joe Bob Briggs
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