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"class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. class is real. You can't fake it. class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class because he is comfortable with himself. If you have class, you've got it made. If you don't have class, no matter what else you have, it won't make up for it." »Ann Landers
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"People react to fear, not love- they don't teach that in sunday school, but it's true." »Leonardo DaVinci
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"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns
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"If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"The true beloveds of this world are in their lover's eyes lilacs opening, ship lights, school bells, a landscape, remembered conversations, friends, a child's sunday, lost voices, one's favorite suit, autumn and all seasons, memory, yes, it being the earth and water of existence, memory." »Truman Capote
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"There are three social classes in America upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class." »Judith Martin
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"I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice." »Abraham Lincoln
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"The elementary school must assume as its sublime and most solemn responsibility the task of teaching every child in it to read. Any school that does not accomplish this has failed." »William John Bennett
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"The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal it is the discharge of a moral obligation." »John Dalberg
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"sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." »Joseph Addison
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"Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every sunday." »King Henry IV of France
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"It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days." »Isabel Waxman
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"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon." »Susan Ertz
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"When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere." »John Wyndham
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"Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk That way, when you want to ask a question, you just push the button and it lights up a corresponding number on a tote board at the front of the class. Then all the professor has to do is check the lighted number against a master sheet of names and numbers to see who is asking the question." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on sunday." »Russell Wayne Baker
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"The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern." »Lord Acton
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"Like the old motto of a famous sunday paper, 'All human life was there' in the stately circle of the Mountbatten-Windsors, as the family coped in semipublic with those everlasting elements of human interest-sickness, scandal, family tension and divorce." »John Pearson
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"You don't understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender." »Budd Schulberg
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"class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you." »Geof Greenleaf
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"The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens." »Wendell Willkie
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"The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class." »Jack London
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"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy." »Spike Milligan
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"You may not be in a class by yourself, but it sure doesn't take long to call the roll." »Bum Philips
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"There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." »Mark Twain
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"The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class." »Aristotle
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"The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy." »Friedrich Engels
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"What did you ask at school today" »Richard Fenyman
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"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." »Rita Rudner
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"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we BUILD to that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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