| "That Jim Brown. He says he isn't superman. What he really means is that superman isn't Jimmy Brown" »Anonymous |
| "I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND superman away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him makes him stronger, he is superman." »Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche |
| "I think superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I think superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to." »Dave Barry |
| "I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his superman cape on. 'Get down' yelled Uncle Lou. 'Don't move' screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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