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"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY club THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER." »Groucho Marx
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"Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper." »Francis Bacon
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"Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can." »Diogenes the Cynic, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
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"When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich man, whenever you please and if you are a poor man, whenever you can." »Diogenes the Cynic
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"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." »Jack London
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"I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it." »Groucho Marx
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"Foster golf club and cemetery - Only one stroke away from each other..." »David Helyar
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"I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." »Groucho Marx
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"If a man die young he hath left us at dinner; it is bed-time with a man of three score and ten; and he that lives a hundred years hath walked a mile after supper. This life is but one day of three meals, or one meal of three courses?childhood, youth, and old age. To sup well is to live well, and that?s the way to sleep well." »Overbury
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"Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month-Club." »Melvin Belli on the occasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association
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"In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest are gained at school. These form a permanent committee who sit on each other's affairs, who 'come out' together, marry and divorce together, and who end as those groups of bustling, heartless well-informed club-women who govern society. Against them the Couple of Ehepaar is helpless and Man in their eyes but a biological interlude." »Charles Caleb Colton
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"Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club Could the New Testament have been composed as a conference report Creative ideas do not spring from groups. They spring from individuals. The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam." »A. Whitney Griswold
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"Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club." »Thomas Huxley
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"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, completely immune to any direct magical spell. It is for this group of beings that the magician learns the subtleties of using indirect spells. It also does no harm, in dealing with these matters, to carry a large club near your person at all times." »The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VIII
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