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"Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having." »J. Carl Cook
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"Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures." »Han Suyin
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." »Rita Rudner
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"SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary." »Joe Bob Briggs
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