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"The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A royal garden is a very big place for slug, because slug is too slow, but it is small for a swallow which is too fast! Universe is a very big place for us simply because we are too slow! The day man becomes a swallow, universe will get smaller!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Chew before you swallow." »George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel
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"One swallow does not make a summer." »Aristotle
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"Nobody has tried to swallow us since I've been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste." »Steve Jobs
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"By following the concept of 'one country, two systems,' you don't swallow me up nor I you." »Deng Xiaoping
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"Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn't taste so bad." »Brad Moore
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone" »Bertolt Brecht
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"What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?" »Bertolt Brecht
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"We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip little by little at a truth we find bitter." »Denis Diderot
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"Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE hole." »CaddyShack
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"There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside." »Pearl Bailey
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"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"You can look at the world from a mountain or from a rat hole! Most people do the second!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby." »Nigerian Proverb
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"Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow." »Arthur Stringer
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"His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere." »Mark Twain
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"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black hole that knows how to read." »Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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"A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head." »Unknown
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"God is a philosophical black hole - the point where reason breaks down." »Kedar Joshi
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"Man is a machine of remembrance; all we do is to remember things because life flies fast like a swallow; reality immediately disappears!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell." »Edna St. Vincent Millay
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose." »Winston Churchill
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"Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!" »Ted Turner, A speech to the McCallie School in Chattanooga, TN
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"The first organization whose atmosphere and attitude will tolerate the use of nanomation technology will be the first organization to swallow its market whole." »Jonar Nader
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"It is impossible for a dove to catch a swallow, for a clever man to catch a genius." »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"True hope is swift, and flies with swallow's wings Kings it makes gods, and meaner creatures kings." »William Shakespeare
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"Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something missing in their natures there is a hole, an empty place, and they use politics to fill it up. It leaves them somehow misshapen." »Peggy Noonan
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"Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles." »Dorothy DeBolt
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"Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world." »Philip Howard
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