| "It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked." »Warren Buffett |
| "The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." »Woodrow Wilson |
| "He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry." »Apuleius |
| "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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