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"There is nothing fantastic or ultradimansional about crab grass... unless you are an sf writer, in which case pretty soon you are viewing crab grass with suspicion. What are it's real motives And who sent it here in the first place It only looks like crab grass. That's what they want us to think it is. One day the crab grass suit will fall off and their true identity will be revealed. By then the Pentagon will be full of crab grass and it'll be too late. The crab grass, or what we took to be crab grass, will dictate terms." »Philip K. Dick
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"You cannot teach a crab to walk straight." »Aristophenes
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"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it." »Woodrow Wilson
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"It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked." »Warren Buffett
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"He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry." »Apuleius
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"It's only when the tide goes out that you discover who's been swimming naked." »Warren Buffett
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"Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal." »Jerome P. Fleishman
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"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.)" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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