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"Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of stainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork." »English Proverb
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"Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork" »Stanislaw Lec
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"The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." »Hilary J. Bader, Ferengi Rule of Aquisition #48, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Episode 26, "Rules of Aquisition"
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"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood." »Buddha
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"There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is." »Isaac Bashevis Singer
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"I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you want to take everywhere." »Marissa Mayer
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"Genius will live and thrive without training, but it does not the less reward the watering pot and the pruning knife." »Margaret Fuller
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"The knife of corruption endangered the life of New York City. The scalpel of the law is making us well again." »Edward Irving Koch
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"The billiard table is better than the doctor." »Mark Twain
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"Do not speak of repulsive matters at table." »Amy Vanderbilt
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"Who depends on another man's table often dines late." »Italian Proverb
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"Spread the table and contention will cease." »English Proverb
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"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table." »Henry James
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"Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shores our bed and eats at our own table." »Herman Melville, Moby Dick
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"All great change in America begins at the dinner table." »Ronald Reagan
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"I have a dream that one day ... the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood." »Martin Luther King, Jr.
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"It is not enough to offer a smorgasbord of courses. We must insure that students are not just eating at one end of the table." »A Bartlett Giamatti
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"Sit not down to the table before thy stomach is empty, and rise before thou hast filled it." »Arabic Proverb
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"People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table." »Max Beerbohm
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"Why you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, and th most audacious soldier, put them at a table together-and what do you get? The sum of their fears." »Winston Churchill
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"Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together- what do you get? The sum of all fears." »Winston Churchill, The Sum of All Fears by Tom Clancy
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"True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home." »John Hay
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"True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home." »John Hay, Distichs, latter 19th century
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table." »Jean Kerr
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"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written on the table of eternity." »Lord Acton
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"There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive it to the lofty table-land of a true character and of undying hope both for this world and the next." »Johathan Edwards
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"Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in fat but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall
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