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"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." »Jack London
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"Critics I love every bone in their heads." »Eugene O'Neill
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"Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber
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"Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a bone." »Proverbs 2515 Bible
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"Let every fox take care of his own tail." »Italian Proverb
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"The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone and the wishbone that go with it." »Elaine Agather
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"A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever." »Jessamyn West
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"The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread." »Portuguese Proverb
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"Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail then you can let go when you want to." »Josh Billings
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"Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it" »Tommy Boy
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"The first and most important thing of all, at least for writers today, is to strip language clean, to lay it bare down to the bone." »Ernest Hemingway
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"In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag." »W.H. Auden
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"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way." »Mark Twain
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"If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week." »Will Rogers
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"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)." »Hazrat Ali Ibn-e-Abi Talib, Nahj-ul-Balagha (Sermons and sayings Compilation)
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"There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation." »W. C. Fields
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"The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place." »John George Diefenbaker
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"A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all,
a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all,
the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him,
the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing." »Thomas Nashe
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"A bad man, though raised to honour, always returns to his natural course, as a dog?s tail, though warmed by the fire and rubbed with oil, retains its form.*" »The Hitopadesa
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"When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail --- none of which is easy." »Princess Anne
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"He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs in his ear, a tail down his neck, a cap on his head (backward)." »Ellen Karsh
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"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." »Arnold J. Toynbee
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"America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." »Arnold Toynbee
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"Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here" »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
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"If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." »Fran Lebowitz
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"The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood." »John Burroughs, The Snow-Walkers
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"The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood." »John Burroughs
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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." »Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio
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"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this And radio operates exactly the same way you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." »Albert Einstein
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