| "To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next to him." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A person I knew use to divide human beings into three categories Those who prefer have nothing to hide rather than being obliged to lie, those who prefer lying to having nothing to hide, and finally those who like both lying and the hidden." »Albert Camus |
| "In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down." »Brian Weir |
| "lying is done with words and also with silence." »Adrienne Rich |
| "Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down." »Woody Allen |
| "I do not mind lying but I hate inaccuracy." »Samuel Butler |
| "He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying." »Michel de Montaigne |
| "The most common lie is that which one lies to himself lying to others is relatively an exception." »Hietzsche |
| "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down." »Woody Allen |
| "Anyone who does not feel sufficiently strong in memory should not meddle with lying." »Michel Eyquem de Montaigne |
| "Life is a lying dream, he only wake Who casts the World aside." »Seami Motokiyo |
| "The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way." »Samuel Butler |
| "Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are members one of another." »Ephesians 425 Bible |
| "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." »Redd Foxx |
| "There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited genius, being the action of reason or imagination, rarely or never." »Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
| "It is possible by long-continued practice, not merely in lying, but in talking on subjects in which we have no real interest, not to know when we are sincere and when we are not." »Mark Rutherford |
| "A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." »Robert Charles Benchley |
| "A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." »Robert Benchley |
| "lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts." »Clare Booth Luce |
| "I hate ingratitude more in a man than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness, or any taint of vice whose strong corruption inhabits our frail blood." »William Shakespeare |
| "Education is about the only thing lying around loose in the world, and it's about the only thing a fellow can have as much of as he's willing to haul away." »George Lorimer |
| "Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up." »Hannah Arendt |
| "I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep." »Dale Carnegie |
| "Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides." »Harry S Truman |
| "A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride." »Clive Staples Lewis |
| "Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down." »Chinese Proverb |
| "The bonds that unite another person to ourselves exist only in our mind. Memory as it grows fainter relaxes them, and notwithstanding the illusion by which we would fain be cheated and with which, out of love, friendship, politeness, deference, duty, we cheat other people, we exist alone. Man is the creature that cannot emerge from himself, that knows his fellows only in himself when he asserts the contrary, he is lying." »Marcel Proust |
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