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"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it." »Art Buchwald
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"When at some future date the high court of history sits in judgment on each one of us-recording whether in our brief span of service we fulfilled our responsibilities to the state-our success or failure, in whatever office we may hold, will be measured by the answers to four questions-were we truly men of courage ... were we truly men of judgment ... were we truly men of integrity ... were we truly men of dedication" »John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together..." »Carl Zwanzig
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together." »Carl Zwanzig
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ..." »Carl Zwanzig
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." »Carl Zwanzig
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"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." »G. Weilacher
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"One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." »G. Weilacher
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"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch." »Leo Buscaglia
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"Modern war has decimated many a country; but it has always spawned millions of bureaucrats. They fatten on shortages and thrive on trouble. Peace can never offer such opportunities for exercising petty tyrannies, using red tape to regiment the individual and making life generally unpleasant." »Paul Tabori, _The Natural Science of Stupidity_. (New York: ChiltonCompany, 1960), p. 104.
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