| "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." »Abraham Lincoln |
| "A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "To a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, an they who edit and read it are old women over their tea." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "When the mind is possessed of reality, it feels tranquil and joyous even without music or song, and it produces a pure fragrance even without incense or tea." »Hung Tzu-ch'eng |
| "When I played ball, I didn't play for fun. . . . It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest." »Ty Cobb |
| "When the tea is brought at five o'clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there." »Harold Monro |
| "The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . ." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as 'nutty methods.' Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as a complete waste of time." »Scott Adams |
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