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"We have the bill of Rights. What we need is a bill of Responsibilities." »Bill Maher
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"Applause is a receipt, not a bill." »Arthur Schnabel
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"bill Dickey is learning me his experience." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"Procrastination is like a credit card it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." »Christopher Parker
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"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none." »Doug Larson
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"The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys." »Sir William Preece
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"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink." »Fran Lebowitz
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"Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half-especially if he has a teenage daughter." »Guy Albert Lombardo
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"Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." »Jean Kerr
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"An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London telephone directory sound enthralling." »Donald Sinden
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"Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused
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"Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest
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"It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them." »Christopher Darlington Morley
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"The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances." »Robert Staughton Lynd
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"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore
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"Well, Mr. Secretary, I lived in a house without electricity too. No running water, no telephone...I can stand toe-to-toe with you. in response to Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill" »Robert C. Byrd
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"The whole of the bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of." »Albert Gallatin
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"The idea that bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second-rate technology, who led them into it in the first place." »Douglas Adams, The Guardian
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"I am years gone from my family and miles away ... but they raid by telephone with jarring suddenness they have the cyclic constancy of a mortgage and they are inevitable and relentless, like the erosion of my remaining youth. Like certain frightening dreams, my family returns." »Jerrold Mundis
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"I knew Thomas Jefferson. He was a friend of mine. And believe me, you are no Thomas Jefferson. (at 1992 Republican party convention, referring to bill Clinton)" »Ronald Reagan
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"If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole." »Robert Joseph Bob Dole
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"“Even the streamlined patent-reform bill before the Senate is significantly controversial. Some estimate the reform could create as many as 2 million jobs, but when you look under the covers, there does not appear to be any support for this. And small businesses, corporations, and individual inventors are significantly opposed."" »Yar Chaikovsky
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"The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill." »Peter Ustinov
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"My telephone calls and meetings and decisions were now parts of a prescribed ritual aimed at making peace with the past his calls, his meetings and his decisions were already the ones that would shape America's future. (On transfer of power to Gerald R Ford)" »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization. Imagination led Columbus to discover America. Imagination led Franklin to discover electricity. Imagination has given us the steam engine, the telephone, the talking-machine, and the automobile, for these things had to be dreamed of before they became realities. So I believe that dreams--daydreams, you know, with your eyes wide open and your brain machinery whizzing--are likely to lead to the betterment of the world. The imaginative child will become the imaginative man or woman most apt to invent, and therefore to foster, civilization." »L. Frank Baum
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"Economics Teacher In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone Anyone... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone Anyone The tariff bill The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act Which, anyone Raised or lowered... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work Anyone Anyone know the effects It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is Class Anyone Anyone Anyone seen this before The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980 Anyone Something-d-o-o economics. Voodoo economics." »Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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