| "All television is children's television." »Richard P. Adler |
| "television is for appearing on - not for looking at." »Noel Coward |
| "television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." »Ann Landers |
| "television is the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen |
| "Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television." »David Letterman |
| "television has raised writing to a new low." »Samuel Goldwyn |
| "television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done." »Ernie Kovacs |
| "television is chewing gum for the eyes." »Unknown |
| "Imitation is the sincerest form of television." »Fred Allen |
| "television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it." »Alfred Hitchcock |
| "My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." »Peter De Vries |
| "The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern |
| "If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." »Johnny Carson |
| "The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost |
| "If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives." »Marlon Brando |
| "The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television." »Unknown |
| "I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker |
| "television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and for being powerless to change it." »Clive James |
| "The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other." »Andrew H. Malcolm |
| "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." »Groucho Marx |
| "One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "Watching television as a passive viewer is like going on vacation for a while, and leaving all of the doors to your house unlocked. Any crap that wants to get in - will." »John Rocco Savalli |
| "I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone." »Hodding Carter |
| "A book ... unlike a television program, moving picture or any other 'modern means of communication' ... can wait for years, yet be available at any moment when it happens to be needed." »Joseph Wood Krutch |
| "A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. (from Mostly Harmless)" »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some." »Alfred Hitchcock |
| "television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms." »Alan Coren |
| "We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident." »Vincent Canby |
| "television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost |
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