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"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath." »Dave Barry
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"The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog. The man's job will be to feed the dog. The dog's job will be to prevent the man from touching any of the automated equipment." »Warren Bennis
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"Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"All television is children's television." »Richard P. Adler
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"University President Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers...and the Department of Philosophy is better still. It doesn't even ask for erasers." »Isaac Asimov
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"All the perplexities, confusion and distress in education these days arises, not from defects in the students,teachers or schools, not from want of equipment or technology, but from the downright ignorance of the nature of honor, virtue and kindness. Sound education... thrives on honesty, on honor, on the sacredness of obligations, on faithful protection of childhood, on unselfish performance of teachers and on accountability and reliability." »Paul. F. Meekin
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"television is for appearing on - not for looking at." »Noel Coward
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"television is chewing gum for the eyes." »Unknown
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"television has raised writing to a new low." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"television is a medium because anything well done is rare." »Fred Allen
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"television is democracy at its ugliest." »Paddy Chayefsky
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"television: chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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"television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." »Ann Landers
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"television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done." »Ernie Kovacs
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"[Television is] the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen
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"television is the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen
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"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television." »David Letterman
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"Virtual Reality is like mainlining television." »William Gibson
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." »Fred Allen
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"television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"Even if tomorrow will be the end of the world, people will still continue to watch television for whole day!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern
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"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." »Peter De Vries
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"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television." »Unknown
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"The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other." »Andrew H. Malcolm
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." »Groucho Marx
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"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker
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"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel." »From "Taxi"
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"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives." »Marlon Brando
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