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"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath." »Dave Barry
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"All television is children's television." »Richard P. Adler
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"television is for appearing on - not for looking at." »Noel Coward
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"television has raised writing to a new low." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"television is chewing gum for the eyes." »Unknown
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"television is a medium because anything well done is rare." »Fred Allen
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"television is democracy at its ugliest." »Paddy Chayefsky
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"television: chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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"television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." »Ann Landers
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." »Fred Allen
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"Virtual Reality is like mainlining television." »William Gibson
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"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television." »David Letterman
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"television is the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen
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"television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done." »Ernie Kovacs
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"[Television is] the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen
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"television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"Even if tomorrow will be the end of the world, people will still continue to watch television for whole day!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." »Peter De Vries
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"The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." »Groucho Marx
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"The human race is faced with a cruel choice work or daytime television." »Unknown
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"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker
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"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television." »Unknown
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"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel." »From "Taxi"
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"television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and for being powerless to change it." »Clive James
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"The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other." »Andrew H. Malcolm
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"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives." »Marlon Brando
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"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." »Kurt Vonnegut, "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
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"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home." »David Frost
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