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"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath." »Dave Barry
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"You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube." »H.R. Haldeman
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"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in" »H.R. Haldeman
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"Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a tube." »Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear
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"All television is children's television." »Richard P. Adler
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"Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles." »Barbara Hall
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"Wise are they who have learned these truths Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube." »William Arthur Ward
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"You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles beer in front of the tube Can't you see, boys, the sands of time are dribbling through the hourglass" »Robin Green
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"television is for appearing on - not for looking at." »Noel Coward
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"television has raised writing to a new low." »Samuel Goldwyn
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"television is democracy at its ugliest." »Paddy Chayefsky
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"television is chewing gum for the eyes." »Unknown
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"television is a medium because anything well done is rare." »Fred Allen
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"television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other." »Ann Landers
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"television: chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." »Fred Allen
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"television is the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen
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"television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done." »Ernie Kovacs
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"[Television is] the triumph of machine over people." »Fred Allen
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"Virtual Reality is like mainlining television." »William Gibson
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"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television." »David Letterman
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"television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs." »Alfred Hitchcock
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"Even if tomorrow will be the end of the world, people will still continue to watch television for whole day!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too." »Peter De Vries
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"The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken supporters out front and they came away thinking that was me." »George Stanley McGovern
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"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker
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"If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives." »Marlon Brando
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"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television." »Unknown
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"The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel." »From "Taxi"
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