| "I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." »Stephen Hawking |
| "Agent Smith I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." »Matrix, The |
| "I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours." »Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
| "If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water." »Loren |
| "What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on" »Henry David Thoreau |
| "When you live on a round planet, there's no choosing sides." »Wayne W Dyer |
| "After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager." »William S. Burroughs |
| "For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum." »J. W. Schopf |
| "Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "Anthropology is the only discipline that can access evidence about the entire human experience on this planet." »Michael Brian Schiffer |
| "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, Wish you were here." »Steven Wright |
| "We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds our planet is the mental institution of the universe." »Johann von Goethe |
| "We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants." »Scott Adams |
| "We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us." »Maurice Maeterlinck |
| "I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." »Stephen Hawking |
| "The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen." »Alice Walker |
| "From 4 to 6 percent of the presidential office is not in administration but in morals, politics, and spiritual leadership . He has to guide a people in the greatest adventure ever undertaken on the planet." »William Allen White |
| "For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal." »John F. Kennedy |
| "Because of Christ's resurrection--and His guarantee that He will resurrect all who believe in Him--we are the most fortunate, the most blest people on the planet Our faith is effective, we are not in our sins, our departed loved ones are with the Lord, and the labor we do for Him is not in vain." »Bob Wilkin |
| "For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happiness is a planet whose resources are devoted to the physical and spiritual nourishment of its inhabitants." »James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr. |
| "If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free -- however free one can be on this planet." »Theodore White |
| "All this will not be finished in the first hundred days. Nor will it be finished in the first thousand days, nor in the life of this administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "No, let us not make God in our image, poor inhabitants that we are of a distant planet lost in infinite space. However brilliant and sublime our intelligence may be, it is scarcely more than a small spark which shines and in an instant is extinguished, and it alone can give us no idea of that blaze, that conflagration, that ocean of light!" »Dr. Jose P. Rizal |
| "It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small." »Neil Armstrong |
| "I would rather be ashes than dust I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time." »Jack London |
| "I never have a realistic sense of self. I either think everything I do is terrible and I'm the worst guy on the planet, or from time to time I'll think I'm the greatest gift to music and the coolest guy who ever lived, but that happens maybe an hour out of the week. Some days I'm more concerned with how my hair looks than what my guitar sounds like." »Dave Navarro |
| "We haven't got the power to destroy the planet -- or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves." »Michael Crichton |
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