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"The Bible told me to be a, "fisher of men". I'm trying, but it gets so exhausting to have to reel them in just to throw them back once you realize it's just another crappie." »Ingrid Weir
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"throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country." »Anais Nin
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"throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country." »Anais Nin
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"Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn't there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you can rear back and throw it as hard as you can I thought I heard that somewhere." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige
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"Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't care who hears me, because I am beautiful." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, 'Boy, these are good cigars'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. 'That was fun,' I said. 'You bet it was,' said Nick. 'Let's climb higher.' 'No,' I said. 'I think we should be heading back now.' 'We have time,' Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn't say it was an interesting story." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back." »Leo Tolstoy
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"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base." »Jerry Coleman
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"Do not look back. And do not dream about the future, either. It will neither give you back the past, nor satisfy your other daydreams. Your duty, your reward- your destiny-are here and now." »Dag Hammarskjold, newpaper quote of the day
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"Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play." »Jerry Coleman
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"I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never tought i would look back on the laughter and cry" »Unknown
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"I used to always think that I'd look back on us crying and laugh, but, I never thought I'd look back on us laughing and cry." »Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"You go back. You search for what made you happy when you were smaller. We are all grown up children, really... So one should go back and search for what was loved and found to be real." »Audrey Hepburn
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"A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours." »Laurence J. Peter
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"If we are given a chance to go back to our youth, we won’t go back, because we cannot give up our accumulated wisdom and we cannot give up things that belong to our time!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Within a stone's throw of it." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you scratch my back, you scratch my back." »David Fisher, Conversations with My Cat
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"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant
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"To your friends, you're like a trash bag they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out." »Adam R. Gwizdala
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"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand." »Duffy Daugherty, football coach and sports analyst
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"Do not throw the arrow which will return against you." »Kurdish Proverb
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"They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe." »Jerry Coleman
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"God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest." »J. G. Holland
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"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." »Swedish Proverb
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up." »Barbara Bush
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"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up." »Barbara Bush
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"There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up." »Oscar Wilde
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