| "Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move." »Satchel Paige |
| "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Force without wisdom falls of its own weight." »Horace |
| "Tears at times have all the weight of speech." »Ovid |
| "Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath." »Joe Moore |
| "If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible." »Nancy Drew |
| "These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO and WHERE you are now, and all good things shall find you there." »Unknown |
| "A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience." »John Updike |
| "A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it cry But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain." »William Shakespeare |
| "One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life That word is love." »Sophocles |
| "Within a stone's throw of it." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Do not throw the arrow which will return against you." »Kurdish Proverb |
| "I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away." »Oscar Levant |
| "There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up." »Oscar Wilde |
| "Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water." »Swedish Proverb |
| "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." »Steve Wozniak |
| "George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance." »Blow |
| "Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. Equilibrium is pragmatic. You have to get everything into proportion. You compensate, rebalance yourself so that you maintain your angle to the world. When the world shifts, you shift." »Tom Stoppard |
| "He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones." »English Proverb |
| "Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow." »Norman Vincent Peale |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous |
| "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy." »Bob Hope |
| "God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest." »J. G. Holland |
| "To your friends, you're like a trash bag they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out." »Adam R. Gwizdala |
| "If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you." »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away." »Victor Hugo |
| "Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of ten have the inclination." »Paul Aubuchon |
| "Life is a great big canvas throw all the paint on it you can." »Danny Kaye |
| "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him." »Sidney Greenberg |
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