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"Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen." »Jerry Coleman
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"Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images." »Jean Cocteau
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"If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you." »Nikita Khrushchev
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"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned." »Buddha
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"throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past a rooster." »Curt Simmons
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"That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust." »Gustave Flaubert
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"I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending that he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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