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"If you take flight from responsibility, please by a round-trip ticket because you will end up where you are now." »Chuck Sanderson
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"Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem." »Henry Kissinger
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"Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." »Jean Kerr
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"I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn the guitar. I sat in the booth and practiced all day long. And only two cars were stolen while I worked there." »John Flansburgh
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"Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall." »Max Lerner
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"Isn't it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state fair, the first thing we do is see if they have some kind of pornography booth" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them." »Christopher Darlington Morley
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"I mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient to the wisdom of my ancestors never to the authority of political truths arrived at yesterday at the voting booth." »William Frank Buckley, Jr.
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