| "If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu |
| "If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb |
| "It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb |
| "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem |
| "Fish and visitors smell in three days." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger |
| "The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb |
| "Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish." »Ovid |
| "No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish." »John Ruskin |
| "In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb |
| "Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it." »Lao Tzu |
| "Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." »Steven Wright |
| "Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in wine." »Polish Proverb |
| "The pen is the tongue of the mind." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue." »Dolly Payne Todd Madison |
| "Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf." »American Indian Proverb |
| "Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten." »Cree Indian Prophecy |
| "In communities where men build ships for their own sons to fish or fight from, quality is never a problem." »J. Deville |
| "A man's ruin lies in his tongue." »Egyptian Proverb |
| "My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged." »Euripides |
| "Be slow of tongue and quick of eye." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath." »The Talmud |
| "Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue." »Jean Baptiste Rousseau |
| "The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it." »Unknown |
| "Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say." »Charles Caleb Colton |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
