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"The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's lane holding his own hand." »Fred Allen
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"When you live like this, life in the fast lane, you have to learn that there are no lights and no street signs so you have to learn when and where your destination is." »Alishia May
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"Life is too short for traffic." »Dan Bellack
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"There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile." »Anonymous
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"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic." »Arnold Bennett
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"traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines." »David Letterman
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"Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down by traffic from both sides." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher
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"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams." »Mary Ellen Kelly
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." »Ellen Goodman
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"We have the means to change the laws we find unjust or onerous. We cannot, as citizens, pick and choose the laws we will or will not obey. (On dismissing 12,000 striking air traffic controllers)" »Ronald Reagan
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"When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpeckers crazy. Ignoring tasty bugs all around them, they just about beat their brains out trying to get at the clock. Years later, Amanda used the woodpecker experiment as a model for understanding capitalism, Communism, Christianity, and all other systems that traffic in future rewards rather than in present realities." »Tom Robbins
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"Consider, and you will find that almost all the transactions of the time of Vespasian differed little from those of the present day. You there find marrying and giving in marriage, educating children, sickness, death, war, joyous holidays, traffic, agriculture, flatterers, insolent pride, suspicions, laying of plots, longing for the death of others, newsmongers, lovers, misers, men canvassing for consulship?yet all these passed away, and are nowhere." »M Aurelius
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