| "When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with your whole heart." »Roger Zelazny |
| "A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself." »Chinua Achebe |
| "Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you." »American Proverb |
| "They'll have to shoot me first to take my gun." »Roy Rogers |
| "If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer" »Steven Wright |
| "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." »Les Brown |
| "Always dream and shoot higher than you know how to. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." »William Faulkner |
| "If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot." »John A. Dix |
| "We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell 'jump shot' rather than how to shoot it." »Larry Hawkins |
| "If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There are some people, you know, they think the way to be a big man is to shout and stomp and raise hell-and then nothing ever really happens. I'm not like that ... I never shoot blanks." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket." »Sylvia Plath |
| "Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating an opening on the Supreme court" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I bet the most common question people would ask is, 'Can't you make it shoot farther' No. I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." »Bjarne Stroustrup |
| "How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through the heart, slash off its spectral head, take it by the spectral throat" »Joseph Conrad |
| "If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Courage is sometimes frail as hope is frail a fragile shoot between two stones that grows brave toward the sun though warmth and brightness fail, striving and faith the only strength it knows." »Frances Rodman |
| "When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." »Brendan Behan |
| "I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." »Brendan Francis Behan |
| "For aesthetics is the mother of ethics. Were we to choose our leaders on the basis of their reading experience and not their political programs, there would be much less grief on earth. I believe-not empirically, alas, but only theoretically-that for someone who has read a lot of Dickens to shoot his like in the name of an idea is harder than for someone who has read no Dickens." »Joseph Brodsky |
| "Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself." »Thomas Jefferson |
| "Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it." »Tallulah Bankhead |
| "The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them." »Samuel McChord Crothers |
| "The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be." »Paul Valery |
| "The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." »Franklin P. Jones |
| "Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble." »Sydney J. Harris |
| "Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead." »Euripides |
| "Patience is the best remedy for every trouble." »Titus Maccius Plautus |
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