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"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach a sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." »Sam Ewig
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"There ain't no sin and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do. It's all part of the same thing. And some of the things folks do is nice, and some ain't nice, but that's as far as any man got a right to say." »John Ernst Steinbeck
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"The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them, and how nice it was to brush against goodness for a season." »Real Live Preacher
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"It's not true that nice guys finish last. nice guys are winners before the game even starts." »Addison Walker
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"Sonny Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit Hah What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing. you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit." »Godfather, The
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"Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you'll turn hearts" »Andrea Oldham
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"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" »Steven Spielberg
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"For you it's another day another dollar, for me it's another day another mile." »Johnny Wowk
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"a dollar saved is a quarter earned." »John Ciardi
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""A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."" »Felix and Oscar, from the Odd Couple
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"I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan
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"There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further." »Wernher Von Braun
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"america is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks." »John Barrymore
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"The space shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills." »Dana Rohrabacher
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"Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's dollar." »Edward H. Harriman
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"Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused
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"a three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty." »Warren Buffett
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"Naturally intelligent people are like lumps of coal. Eventually, we turn into diamonds, And the people we once envied, turn into coal." »Kevin R. Hutson
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"I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people." »Leona Helmsly
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"any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest
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"Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out." »John Wooden
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"Something you need most might be something you turn away from, something you turn away from might be something you regret, and something you regret, in the end, might cost you the one chance you ever had." »Brian Judge
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"Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out." »Art Linkletter
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"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." »Albert Einstein
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"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore
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"Merrill One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered." »Signs
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"I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me. I have accepted fear as a part of life--specifically the fear of change, the fear of the unknown and I have gone ahead despite the pounding in my heart that says turn back, turn back, you'll die if you venture too far." »Erica Jong
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