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"A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere." »J & A Foundation
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"You can’t get the taste of winning in a running competition with a turtle!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"No turtle can be a revolutionist, because revolution requires high speed!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out." »James Bryant Conant
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"Worries go better with soup than without." »Yiddish Proverb
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"Worries go down better with soup than without." »Jewish Proverb
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"Art is a hot soup in this cold world!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat." »Konrad Adenauer
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"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." »Brendan Behan
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"Ever notice that soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?" »Elayne Boosler
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"A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." »H.L. Mencken
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"Move at a snail's pace or walk with the speed of a turtle or run like a rabbit! Just move; forget about the speed and just move ahead!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot." »George Burns
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"We can drink soup with a fork, it will only take long time! As long as we are patient, we can drink it even with a tiny pin!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said 'What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.' The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, 'What is the turtle standing on' 'You're very clever, young man, very clever,' said the little old lady. 'But it's turtles all the way down.'" »Stephen William Hawking
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"In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell's ninetieth birthday that best serves to summarize his attitude toward God and religion. A London lady sat next to him at this party, and over the soup she suggested to him that he was not only the world's most famous atheist but, by this time, very probably the world's oldest atheist. 'What will you do, Bertie, if it turns out you're wrong' she asked. 'I mean, what if--uh--when the time comes, you should meet Him What will you say' Russell was delighted with the question. His birght, birdlike eyes grew even brighter as he contempalated this possible future dialogue, and then he pointed a finger upward and cried, 'Why, I should say, 'God, you gave us insufficient evidence.' '" »Al Seckel
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