| "Thanks to tv and for the convenience of tv, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "When the politicians complain that tv turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that tv has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." »Edward R. Murrow |
| "After dinner, rest after dinner walk a mile." »Arab Proverb |
| "tv is chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "Imagine what it would be like if tv actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know." »Marvin Minksy |
| "Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching tv by candlelight" »Al Boliska |
| "When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the tv." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Don't you wish there were a knob on the tv to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." »Gallagher |
| "The human brain is like a tv set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." »Pat Elphinstone |
| "A dinner lubricates business." »Lord William Stowell |
| "Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist." »G. K. Chesterton |
| "Laurie got offended that I used the word 'puke.' But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "When I was a boy ... we didn't wake up with Vietnam and have Cyprus for lunch and the Congo for dinner" »Lyndon B. Johnson |
| "Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper." »Adelle Davis |
| "Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner." »Douglas Adams |
| "The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse." »Jules Renard |
| "I am a trial lawyer. ... Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit." »Mario M Cuomo |
| "I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes." »Fidel Castro |
| "Though the rich man's dinner goes in at his mouth, the poor man must often be content to dine though his nose." »Edwin L. Arnold |
| "If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it." »Thomas Carlyle |
| "I can't see myself changing nappies and cooking dinner for too long. I'm too independent to live off a man's earnings." »Manisha Koirala |
| "The one function tv news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were." »David Brinkley |
| "No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost." »Robin Renwick |
| "All men love peace in their armchairs after dinner but they disbelieve the other nations's professions, rightly measuring its sincerity by their own." »Oscar W. Firkins |
| "Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and tv. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall." »Max Lerner |
| "She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, tv Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Revolution is not a dinner party, not an essay, nor a painting, nor a piece of embroidery it cannot be advanced softly, gradually, carefully, considerately, respectfully, politely, plainly and modestly." »Mao Zedong |
| "The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine." »Marcus Terentius Varro |
| "Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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