| "Thanks to tv and for the convenience of tv, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "When the politicians complain that tv turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that tv has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." »Edward R. Murrow |
| "When salvation is viewed as man's program, it is left up to man as to whether he will let God do this or that, but when it is viewed as God's program, there is a confidence and a certainty that no one whom God regenerates will be a carnal Christian." »Michael Horton |
| "A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had." »Guy Kawasaki |
| "When God temporarily rolled up the building plans of prophecy and placed them aside, He made known a secret set of plans. With this program came a completely new set of blueprints. According to the counsel of His will, He had predetermined to call Paul as the masterbuilder of the project. So then, the instructions for our building program are found in Paul's epistles. Little wonder the apostles says 'I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. But let every man take heed how he buildeth thereupon' (1 Cor. 310). It is essential to use Pauline construction materials (grace doctrines), simply because someday soon the Building Inspector will examine our workmanship to determine if we followed His codes." »Paul Sadler |
| "Imagine what it would be like if tv actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know." »Marvin Minksy |
| "tv is chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "We must have a program to learn the way out of prison." »Warren Earl Burger |
| "When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the tv." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching tv by candlelight" »Al Boliska |
| "If you're masochistic enough to program in ADA, we're not going to stop you." »Matt Welsh |
| "For every action there is an equal and opposite government program." »Bob Wells |
| "Don't you wish there were a knob on the tv to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." »Gallagher |
| "The human brain is like a tv set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." »Pat Elphinstone |
| "If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible." »Nancy Drew |
| "Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be enrolled." »Thomas Andrew Bailey |
| "A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages." »Anonymous |
| "A book ... unlike a television program, moving picture or any other 'modern means of communication' ... can wait for years, yet be available at any moment when it happens to be needed." »Joseph Wood Krutch |
| "The one function tv news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were." »David Brinkley |
| "Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and tv. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall." »Max Lerner |
| "I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program, we aren't witnessing, if not encouraging, the slow demise of yet another American tradition the brown bag. ... Perhaps we are beholding yet another break in the chain that links child to home." »Charles Mathias, Jr. |
| "She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, tv Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Shouldn't someone tag Mr Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother." »Ronald Reagan |
| "There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction." »John F. Kennedy |
| "I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but this opportunity to connect my abilities as an educator with my interests in history and space is a unique opportunity to fulfill my early fantasies." »Christa McAuliffe |
| "You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on tv and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place." »Trey and Matt Stone Parker |
| "If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Earlier people used to switch on tv's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with tv." »B. J. Gupta |
| "The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare... It doesn't say guarantee the general welfare. And it certainly doesn't say give welfare benefits to all the people in the country who aren't doing so well even if the reason they aren't doing so well is because they're sitting on their butts in front of the tv." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "Why Paul God already had called twelve apostles of the kingdom Although Judas had fallen in transgression, the seat of his apostolic office was filled by Matthias preceding the day of Pentecost. Insofar as Paul was unconverted at the time, he could not have possibly fulfilled the qualificatios set down by the Holy Spirit to be numbered with the twelve (Acts 121-26). Of course, there are many dispensationalists who would agree with this interpretation, but teach that God ordained Paul to be the thirteenth apostle of the kingdom. Perhaps you have heard the saying, 'They jumped out of the frying pan into the fire.' In other words, we have gone from bad to worse, which is certainly the case with this view. the number twelve is stamped throughout the pages of prophecy, thus eliminating the possibility of a thirteenth apostolic office (Matt. 1928 cf. Rev. 12-21). What logical explanation then can we give for Paul's apostleship Before the foundation of the world, God foreordained that He would raise up a new apostle to reveal His eternal purpose for the parenthetical age of Grace in which we now live. Hence, Paul says 'But when it pleased God, who separated me from my mother's womb, and called me by His grace, to reveal His Son in me, that I might preach Him among the heathen Gentiles...' (Gal. 115.16). When God temporarily rolled up the building plans of prophecy and placed them aside, He made known a secret set of plans. With this program came a completely new set of blueprints. According to the counsel of His will, He had predetermined to call Paul as the masterbuilder of the project. So then, the instructions for our building program are found in Paul's epistles. Little wonder the apostles says 'I have laid the foundation, and another buildeth thereon. But let every man take heed how he buildeth thereupon.' (1 Cor. 310). It is essential to use Pauline constructio materials (grace doctrines), simply because someday soon the Building Inspector will examine our workmanship to determine if we followed His codes." »Paul Sadler |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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