| "Thanks to tv and for the convenience of tv, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative." »Kurt Vonnegut |
| "When the politicians complain that tv turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that tv has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained." »Edward R. Murrow |
| "Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context -- a chair in a room, a room in a house, a house in an environment, an environment in a city plan." »Eliel Saarinen |
| "In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing." »Antonio Porchia |
| "It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature." »Steven Wright |
| "Imagine what it would be like if tv actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know." »Marvin Minksy |
| "tv is chewing gum for the eyes." »Frank Lloyd Wright |
| "When I was a child, there were times when we had to entertain ourselves. And usually the best way to do that was to turn on the tv." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching tv by candlelight" »Al Boliska |
| "Don't you wish there were a knob on the tv to turn up the intelligence There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work." »Gallagher |
| "The human brain is like a tv set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." »Pat Elphinstone |
| "The one function tv news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were." »David Brinkley |
| "Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and tv. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall." »Max Lerner |
| ""Reality tv has in fact absolutely nothing to do with "reality."" »Kilburn Hall |
| "She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, tv Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you." »Julius Henry Marx |
| "There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'" »Frederick L Collins |
| "The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace." »Nikita Khrushchev |
| "A room without books is like a body without a soul." »Marcus Tullius Cicero |
| "Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth." »Muhammad Ali |
| "You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions." »Senator Patrick Leahy |
| "Without the aid of prejudice and custom I should not be able to find my way across the room." »William Hazlitt |
| "If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." »Anita Roddick |
| "Bo There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water" »Signs |
| "The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth." »Sir Wilfred Grenfell |
| "He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch." »Unknown |
| "The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed." »Bennett Alfred Cerf |
| "Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room." »Winston Churchill |
| "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." »Woody Allen |
| "I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room." »Blaise Pascal |
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