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"Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too." »Dazed and Confused
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"Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the way of two personalities, like two sides of a dollar bill, each different in design. ... Her problem is to keep one from draining the life from the other." »Ivy Baker Priest
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"Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other." »Joe Moore
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"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"We have the bill of Rights. What we need is a bill of Responsibilities." »Bill Maher
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"twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after that, praying." »Irish Proverb
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"I shall soon be six-and-twenty. Is there anything in the future that can possibly console us for not being always twenty-five" »George Gordon Byron
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"When I was one-and-twenty,
I heard a wise man say,
Give pounds and crowns and guineas,
But not your heart away."
Give pearls away and rubies,
But keep your fancy free."
But I was one-and-twenty,
No use to talk to me." »A.E. Houseman
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"It has just been twenty-three years since I began to wander. In the next twenty-three years I wonder if there will come a time when life is no longer a wonderful adventure; when there is not some interesting experience in things or personalities waiting just around the corner. If that time does come, I hope that my release will be swift." »Roy Chapman Andrews, Ends of the Earth, 1929
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"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery." »Charles Dickens
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"Hindsight is always twenty-twenty." »Billy Wilder
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"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him." »Helen Rowland
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"Applause is a receipt, not a bill." »Arthur Schnabel
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"Procrastination is like a credit card it's a lot of fun until you get the bill." »Christopher Parker
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"bill Dickey is learning me his experience." »Lawrence Peter Berra
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"For you it's another day another dollar, for me it's another day another mile." »Johnny Wowk
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"Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" »Steven Spielberg
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"A dollar saved is a quarter earned." »John Ciardi
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""A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."" »Felix and Oscar, from the Odd Couple
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"I was alarmed at my doctor's report He said I was sound as a dollar." »Ronald Reagan
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"There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further." »Wernher Von Braun
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"The space shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills." »Dana Rohrabacher
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"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks." »John Barrymore
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"Every man should make up his own mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other man's dollar." »Edward H. Harriman
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"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." »Bill Vaughan
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"I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty." »Warren Buffett
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"The whole of the bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of the people at large or considered as individuals... It establishes some rights of the individual as unalienable and which consequently, no majority has a right to deprive them of." »Albert Gallatin
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"The idea that bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second-rate technology, who led them into it in the first place." »Douglas Adams, The Guardian
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"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." »Albert Einstein
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