| "I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles." »Pat Paulsen |
| "If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If you teach him how to fish, he will eat all his life." »Kwan-Tzu |
| "If you sit down and don't see a fish at the table, the fish is you." »Ken Flaton |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." »Chinese Proverb |
| "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." »Chinese Proverb |
| "We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly by embracing each other." »Comte DeBussy-Rabutin |
| "We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." »Luciano De Crescenzo |
| "...love without esteem cannot go far or reach high. It is an angel with only one wing." »Alexandre Dumas |
| "How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year" »John Milton |
| "News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler |
| "There is no flying without wings." »French Proverb |
| "Prayer is the wing wherewith the soul flies to heaven, and meditation the eye wherewith we see God." »Ambrose of Milan |
| "It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb |
| "Those people have seen something. What it is I do not know and I can not care to know. (on flying saucers)" »Albert Einstein |
| "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." »Lord Kelvin |
| "fish and visitors smell in three days." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." »Gloria Steinem |
| "The net of the sleeper catches fish." »Greek Proverb |
| "You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut." »Sally Berger |
| "flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price." »Amelia Earhart |
| "Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish." »Ovid |
| "No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish." »John Ruskin |
| "fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish." »English Proverb |
| "The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place." »John George Diefenbaker |
| "Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it." »Lao Tzu |
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