| "The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old." »Jean Kerr |
| "Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so." »Mark Twain |
| "You must learn day by day, year by year to broaden your horizon. The more things you love, the more you are interested in, the more you enjoy, the more you are indignant about, the more you have left when anything happens." »Ethel Barrymore |
| "If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn rounds out to be reflection. It's a time of year when the leaves are down and the harvest is in and the perennials are gone. Mother Earth just closed up the drapes on another year and it's time to reflect on what's come before." »Mitchell Burgess |
| "When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all of our skin layers." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Robert E Lee didn't make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the vacancy. Pershing didn't make it for two years, MacArthur couldn't get in the first year and Eisenhower took an extra year of high school to get in. Patton took three years to get in and five to get out." »Manley E. Rogers |
| "I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year. And thus I drift along into the holidays--let them overtake me unexpectedly--waking up some fine morning and suddenly saying to myself Why this is Christmas Day" »David Grayson |
| "There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is not there and worth being written -- it is only because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form the story will not tell itself." »Mark Twain |
| "Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other." »Unknown |
| "Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last." »Miguel de Cervantes |
| "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right." »Oprah Winfrey |
| "A year from now you may wish you had started today." »Karen Lamb |
| "Never read a book that is not a year old." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year." »Danish proverb |
| "Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year." »Danish proverb |
| "Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year." »Dan Quayle |
| "America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth." »David Frost |
| "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year." »Charles Dickens |
| "Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived another year." »John Adams |
| "Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them." »Evan Esar |
| "When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." »Gracie Allen |
| "A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year." »Polish Proverb |
| "A merry Christmas to everybody A happy New Year to all the world" »Charles Dickens |
| "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." »Bernard Berenson |
| "Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." »Ernest Haskins |
| "A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God." »Alan J. Perlis |
| "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation." »Plato |
| "Tony Gwynn was named player of the year for April." »Ralph Kiner |
| "A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow." »Charles Krauthammer |
| "If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as to work." »William Shakespeare |
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