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"Laughter is an instant vacation" »Milton Berle
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"There is no vacation for a writer! Every moment of his life is work!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"You will have more fun on your vacation if you maintain a mental age of 18 or less. Act just old enough to make your travel connections and stay out of trouble." »Joe Schwartz
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"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it." »Marcelene Cox
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"Watching television as a passive viewer is like going on vacation for a while, and leaving all of the doors to your house unlocked. Any crap that wants to get in - will." »John Rocco Savalli
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"I used to dream of a week-long beach vacation with white sand under my toes... right now, I'd settle for 48 hours at a Motel 6 with some Lysol and a UV lamp." »Ingrid Weir
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"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have." »Woody Allen
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