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"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
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"You never realize what a good girl means untill you Know a bad girl ." »Marwan Kammoun
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"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the world. She can jitter around, and stomp, and make funny noises that frazzle your nerves, yet just when you open your mouth she stands there demure with that special look in her eyes. A girl is Innocence playing in the mud, Beauty standing on its head, and Motherhood dragging a doll by the foot." »Alan Marshall Beck
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"A poet's hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere." »W. H. Auden
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"On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the valley of Ambiguity. (Powers of Mind, 1975)" »Adam Smith
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"Inquisitiveness and strength make me want to rise above my valley-bound brothers. I must reach the summit to see the truth." »Delores Seats
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"Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy" »Made
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"The road to success leads through the valley of humility, and the path is up the ladder of patience and across the wide barren plains of perseverance. As yet, no short cut has ever been discovered." »Joseph J. Lamb
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"The greatness comes not when things go always good for you. But the greatness comes when you're really tested, when you take some knocks, some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you've been in the deepest valley can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on the highest mountain." »Richard Milhous Nixon
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"Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me... Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me throughout the rest of my life and i will dwell in the house of the Lord forever." »Bible, Psalm 23, New Testament
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"To be seventy years old is like climbing the Alps. You reach a snow-crowned summit, and see behind you the deep valley stretching miles and miles away, and before you other summits higher and whiter, which you may have strength to climb, or may not. Then you sit down and meditate and wonder which it will be." »Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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"Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park outta the girl." »Swordfish
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"True greatness comes not when things go always good for you; but true greatness comes when you are really tested, when you have taken some knocks, faced some disappointments, when sadness comes. Because only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be atop the highest mountain." »Richard Nixon
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"Little girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men." »Airplane
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"The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend." »Paris Hilton
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"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." »Bill Watterson
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"Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?" »Anne Frank
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl." »Joan Rivers
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"Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together" »Dumb & Dumber
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"I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all." »Queen Victoria
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"Tough girl I'm almost single, my husband's on death row." »Coming to America
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"I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy." »Mark Duffy
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"It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman." »Alexandre Dumas
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"Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases." »Francois Sagan
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"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." »Charlie Chaplin
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"The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion." »Arab Proverb
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"The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl boldness." »Victor Hugo
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"The first thing a girl hopes for from the garden of love is at least one carat." »S. S. Biddle
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"Lately..... all a girl desires from a guy is a GOOD SOUL(Standard of Ur Living)!!!!!" »Siddharth Astir
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