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"If I had been the virgin mary, I would have said "No."" »Margaret "Stevie" Smith
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"Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. mary And what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with." »There's Something About Mary
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"I knew her before she was a virgin." »Oscar Levant
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"What men desire is a virgin who is a whore." »Edward Dahlberg
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"Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."" »Lillian Carter, mother of Jimmy and Billy
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"Sometimes when I look at all my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin." »Lillian
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"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you." »Dorothy Parker, telegram to friend who had given birth
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"Lloyd When I met mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber
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"Ther's some trophy value to having artists of this magnitude. (after his client signed an 80 million contract with virgin Records)" »Don Passmani
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"Life with mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." »Jean Kerr
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"When Charles first saw our child mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." »Helen Hayes
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"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." »Thomas Jefferson
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"My wife mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." »Jack Benny
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"Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..." »Dumb & Dumber
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"mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary
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"Mikee is a very lovely name and would remind you of Micky! But when you meet her in the future you would admire and love her forever for the rest of your life. Mikee, Mikee have you chose your lover forever to mary and will love till death?" »B-BOY DWIN
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"The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe swain mistrustless of his smutted face,While secret laughter titter'd round the placeThe bashful virgin's side-long looks of love,The matrons glance that would those looks reproveThese were thy charms, sweet village sports like these,With sweet succession, taught e'en toil to pleaseThese were thy bowers their cheerful influence shed,These were thy charms -- but all these charms are fled." »Oliver Goldsmith
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