| "I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our father the sun. What's the sun It's kind of like a brain. Electromagnetic field, solar flares sparking back and forth from those nerve cells. We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract." »Robin Green |
| "brain an apparatus with which we think we think." »Ambrose Bierce |
| "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." »J. K. Rowling |
| "What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop |
| "If little else, the brain is an educational toy." »Tom Robbins |
| "Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there." »Unknown |
| "Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure." »P. Dan Wiwchar |
| "Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector." »Anonymous |
| "Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Alan Bleasdale |
| "Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain." »Edward De Bono |
| "Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." »Jules Renard |
| "What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'." »Hume |
| "We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go." »Timothy Leary |
| "Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." »Erma Bombeck |
| "The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity." »Stuart Seaton |
| "He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain." »John Moore |
| "Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's." »Peter J. Davies |
| "Liberty is the most jealous and exacting mistress that can beguile the soul and brain of man." »Clarence Darrow |
| "A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain." »William Shakespeare |
| "The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." »Pat Elphinstone |
| "Books get older as well; their body also wears out, but unlike us, their brain remains forever young!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "The American Constitution is, so far as I can see, the most wonderful work ever struck off at a given time by the brain and purpose of man." »William Gladstone |
| "Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see." »Bernard Baruch |
| "The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." »Robert Frost |
| "The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public." »George Jessel |
| "A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to need, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it." »Conan Doyle |
| "A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "Toleration is the greatest gift of mind, it requires that same effort of the brain that it takes to balance oneself on a bicycle." »Helen Keller |
| "I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always." »Katherine Anne Porter |
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