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"I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Without the heart the brain cannot survive. Without the brain, though, the heart serves no purpose." »PJ Uppal
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"I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor." »Mark Twain
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"brain is the only sword of the peaceable man and sword is the only brain of the violent man!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our father the sun. What's the sun It's kind of like a brain. Electromagnetic field, solar flares sparking back and forth from those nerve cells. We're all one, folks, giant blobs of electricity, all of us. Positive & negative, electromagnetic fields just circling each other. Positive, negative, north, south, male and female. Looking for that electric moment. Magnet to magnet, opposites attract." »Robin Green
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"The more you use your brain, the more brain you will have to use." »George A. Dorsey
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"Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there." »Unknown
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"brain an apparatus with which we think we think." »Ambrose Bierce
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"If little else, the brain is an educational toy." »Tom Robbins
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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." »J. K. Rowling
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"It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others" »Michel de Montaigne
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"What a splendid head, yet no brain." »Aesop
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"Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector." »Anonymous
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"Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure." »P. Dan Wiwchar
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"I bet the human brain is a kludge." »Marvin Minsky
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"If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?" »Claire Boothe Luce
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"For I am a Bear of Very Little brain, and big words Bother me." »Winnie the Pooh
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." »Robin Williams
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"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain." »Edward De Bono
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"Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Martin Mull
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"I am a Bear of Very Little brain, and long words bother me." »A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
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"Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain." »Alan Bleasdale
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"The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." »Margaret Cho
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"...For the unquiet heart and brain,
A use in measured language lies." »Alfred, Lord Tennyson
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"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." »Jules Renard
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"If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at forty, you have no brain." »Winston Churchhill
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"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." »Erma Bombeck
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"You can do anything that you wanna do. All you gotta do is to put your brain into it. Take your time and educate your mind." »Coolio, The Winner
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"The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound." »Pat Elphinstone
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"Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's." »Peter J. Davies
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