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Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all. – Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grimm Grotto
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. – W. C. Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. – W.C. Fields
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, but also at important business meetings. – Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. – Johann von Goethe

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