| "A waist is a terrible thing to mind." »Jane Caminos |
| "How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size" »Woody Allen |
| "Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places." »E. Joseph Crossman |
| "When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy today they peer beyond the seven seas, bury themselves waist deep in tidings, and by and large what they see and hear makes them unutterably sad." »Mark Twain |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |