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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one" »Abraham Lincoln
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"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" »Abraham Lincoln
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"I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different." »Tony Bennet
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"If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them." »Sue Grafton
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"Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die and do not outlive yourself." »George Bernard Shaw
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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out." »Steven Wright
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"If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals are, then I'll keep wearing this uniform." »Barbara Adams
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"Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes." »Oprah Winfrey
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"When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time)" »Phil Gramm
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"Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink." »P. J. O'Rourke
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"I'm just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call 'image fuzz-out.' But I've never even seen a radarscope, so I wouldn't totally go by what I've just said here." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib." »Woody Allen, Without Feathers
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"If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell, you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance." »Niccola Sebastiani
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"In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.)" »George Will
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"Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know" »Swingers
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