| "When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure." »Alice Hoffman |
| "weather forecast for tonight dark." »George Carlin |
| "Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it." »Rebecca Johnson |
| "Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows." »William Osler |
| "Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having." »Ambrose Bierce |
| "We can be honest without saying what we mean to say, we can talk about the weather while ignoring the rain." »Danielle Donoho |
| "Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which follows him." »Jean Paul Friedrich Richter |
| "Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown in every drop." »Charles De Gaulle |
| "Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." »Kim Hubbard |
| "Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic." »Ambrose Bierce |
| "After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Books have the same enemies as people fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content." »Paul Valery |
| "This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time--24 hours later than it was yesterday and cold." »Andrew Schneider |
| "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost |
| "Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists" »Kelvin III Throop |
| "No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather." »Michael Pritchard |
| "Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather becomes frozen even so does inaction sap the vigors of the mind." »Leonardo DaVinci |
| "A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely." »Pam Brown |
| "An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather." »Washington Irving |
| "The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if it... did not understand the noble art of turning to every wind." »Heinrich Heine |
| "Whenever I need to get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Time for the weather report. It's cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
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