| "It matters not what goal you seek Its secret here reposes You've got to dig from week to week To get Results or Roses." »Edgar Albert Guest |
| "Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed." »W. C. Fields |
| "I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died." »Richard Diran |
| "Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." »Joseph Addison |
| "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." »Henry Kissinger |
| "A week is a long time in politics." »Harold Wilson |
| "Find a job you like and you add five days to every week." »H. Jackson Brown Jr. |
| "Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." »Will Rogers |
| "I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up." »Mark Twain |
| "It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth." »Seneca |
| "Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines" »Airplane |
| "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter" »Woody Allen |
| "Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count." »Neil Simon |
| "Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week." »Alice Walker |
| "Few people think more than two or three times a year I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue" »Airplane |
| "This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. (Saluting crew of the Apollo 11)" »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "It may not seem like much, but think of the consequences. One overdue library book today, the collapse of the universe by the end of the week." »Gareth Roberts |
| "There's often no way you can look into the game of life and determine whether or not you'll get that big break tomorrow or whether it will take another week, month, year or even longer. But it will come" »Zig Ziglar |
| "Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debuging Monday's code." »Dan Salomon |
| "On being an actor .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation . It's like being a waiter or a gas station attendant, but I'm waiting on 6 million people in a week if I'm lucky." »Harrison Ford |
| "Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean." »John Muir |
| "I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don't trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honestly out of countenance any day of the week, if there is anything to get got by it." »Charles Dickens |
| "Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "There should be a detective show called 'Johnny Monkey,' because every week you could have a guy say 'I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY,' but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "America believes in education the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." »Evan Esar |
| "A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next week to get the answer to a question, to taste the food of any country, to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again." »Margaret Mead |
| "Today we may face some boring task or idle conversation that feels like a complete waste of time. Perhaps next week or next year we'll understand that nothing is wasted, that in the economy of our universe even a weed is simply a flower whose use has yet to be discovered." »Mort Crim |
| "The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it." »Will Rogers |
| "We are sometimes made aware of a kindness long passed, and realize that there have been times when our friends' thoughts of us were of so pure and lofty a character that they passed over us like the winds of heaven unnoticed when they treated us not as what we were, but as what we aspired to be. -- from A week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers" »Henry David Thoreau |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
