| "I wish I lived back in the Old west days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a solid-gold pick. Then I'd go out west and start digging for gold. When someone came up and asked what I was doing, I'd say, 'Looking for gold, ya durn fool.' He'd say, 'Your pick is gold.' And I'd say, 'well, that was easy.' Good joke, huh" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There is always something new out of africa." »Pliny the Elder |
| "I have become a queer mixture of the East and the west, out of place everywhere, at home nowhere." »Jawaharlal Nehru |
| "For africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place." »Maya Angelou |
| "Reminds me of my safari in africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." »W. C. Fields |
| "My boat goes west, your's east. Heaven's a wind for both journeys." »Chao Li-hua |
| "The drums of africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me rest while there is a single Negro boy or girl without a chance to prove his worth." »Mary McLeod Bethune |
| "I have one great fear in my heart, that one day when they (the whites of South africa) have turned to loving, they will find we (the blacks) are turned to hating." »Alan Stewart Paton |
| "The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the west and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)" »Ronald Reagan |
| "I hear it said that west Berlin is militarily untenable-and so was Bastogne, and so, in fact, was Stalingrad. Any danger spot is tenable if men-brave men-will make it so." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "If I lived back in the Wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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