| "I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "By nature, men are nearly alike by practice, they get to be wide apart." »Confucius |
| "It is books that are a key to the wide world if you can't do anything else, read all that you can." »Jane Hamilton |
| "There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable." »Voltaire |
| "Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day." »Anonymous |
| "Never cut what you can untie." »Jeseph Joubert |
| "The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum." »Frances Willard |
| "Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards." »Benjamin Franklin |
| "It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true." »Roger Babson |
| "The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the wide world's joy." »Henry Ward Beecher |
| "The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth." »Charles Luckman |
| "If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters." »Nora Ephron |
| "Wide-sounding Zeus takes away half a man's worth on the day when slavery comes upon him." »Homer |
| "Heaven is not the wide blue sky but the place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the Creative." »Lu Yen |
| "One very important ingredient of success is a good, wide-awake, persistent, tireless enemy." »Frank Shutts |
| "I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." »Lillian Hellman |
| "If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible." »Bernard Mannes Baruch |
| "Drama is life with the dull bits cut out." »Alfred Hitchcock |
| "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe." »Assyrian Proverb |
| "Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son." »Lois McMaster Bujold |
| "Would that the Roman people had a single neck to cut off their head." »Caligula |
| "That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." »Dorothy Parker |
| "There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand." »Charles Rosin |
| "Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle." »James Russell Lowell |
| "Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men are destroyed, it is not easy to get them again." »Pericles |
| "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." »Mel Brooks |
| "What does education often do It makes a straight-cut ditch of a free, meandering brook." »Henry David Thoreau |
| "Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual and economic power by which I created a world-wide depression all by myself." »Herbert Clark Hoover |
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