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"Pat Healy Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. mary and what's that Pat Healy I work with retards. mary Isn't that a little politically incorrect Pat Healy Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with." »There's Something About Mary
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"An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the william Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." »Dan Rather
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"If I had been the Virgin mary, I would have said "No."" »Margaret "Stevie" Smith
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"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you." »Dorothy Parker, telegram to friend who had given birth
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"To Tennessee Williams, children were 'no-neck monsters,' while william Wordsworth apotheosized the newborn infant as a 'Mighty Prophet Seer Blest' Most adults know the truth is somewhere in between." »Eloise Salholz
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"Lloyd When I met mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her." »Dumb & Dumber
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"Life with mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye." »Jean Kerr
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"When Charles first saw our child mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." »Helen Hayes
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"My wife mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." »Jack Benny
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"Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..." »Dumb & Dumber
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"mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary
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"One of the most appalling comments on our present way of life is that half of all the beds in our hospitals are reserved for patients with nervous and mental troubles, patients who have collapsed under the crushing burden of accumulated yesterdays and fearful tomorrows. Yet a vast majority of those people would be walking the streets today, leading happy, useful lives, if they had only heeded the words of Jesus: "Have no anxiety about the morrow"; or the words of Sir william Osler; "Live in day-tight compartments." »Dale Carnegie
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"Mikee is a very lovely name and would remind you of Micky! But when you meet her in the future you would admire and love her forever for the rest of your life. Mikee, Mikee have you chose your lover forever to mary and will love till death?" »B-BOY DWIN
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"william Cowper said that God made the country, and man made the town. If it was the opposite, there would be no country; because town can be created from the country but the country cannot be created from the town!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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