| "Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with ardor and anticipation." »Willa Cather |
| "The eyes are the window of the soul." »English Proverb |
| "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." »Steve Wozniak |
| "Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance." »M. C. Richards |
| "Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world." »George Bernard Shaw |
| "The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper." »Stanislaw Lec |
| "Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window." »Anonymous |
| "If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade." »Thomas Peters |
| "We all need to have a creative outlet - a window, a space - so we don't lose track of ourselves." »Norman Fischer |
| "You cannot believe in honor until you have achieved it. Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world." »Sir Walter Besant |
| "Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them." »Dr. Martin Henry Fischer |
| "The only calendar I need is just outside my window. With eyes to see and ears to hear, nature keeps me posted." »Alfred A. Montapert |
| "But, soft what light through yonder window breaks It is the east, and Juliet is the sun." »William Shakespeare |
| "How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Through the doors of perception Down the corridors of uncertainty Into the room of self doubt Opens the window of opportunity." »Unknown |
| "May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility." »Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey |
| "There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world." »Conan Doyle |
| "If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could sort of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There are moments on most days when I feel a deep and sincere gratitude, when I sit at the open window, and there is a blue sky or moving clouds." »Kathe Kollwitz |
| "The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window." »Stephen King |
| "Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time." »Mark Twain |
| "Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can look out of the window and see the blue sky -- or the answer is wrong and you have to start over and try again and see how it comes out this time." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in THAT.''" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth." »Kahlil Gibran |
| "Without going out-of-doors, one can know all he needs to know. Without even looking out of his window, one can grasp the nature of everything. Without going beyond his own nature, one can achieve ultimate wisdom. Therefore, the intelligent man knows all he needs to know without going away, And sees all he needs to see without looking elsewhere, And does all he needs to do wihout undue exertion." »Lao Tzu |
| "Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life's relationships, just as the cold of winter produces ice-flowers on the window-panes, which vanish with the warmth." »Sren Aaby Kierkegaard |
| "There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dressing." »Roger Caras |
| "This is what I liked most about my friends: just sitting around and telling stories. window stories and mirror stories." »John Green |
| "Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
